These are the answers to the questions I get asked the most:

I’m 48 and live in Australia.

I’m 177cm/5’9”.

My feet are 12.5/13 extra wide in Australian women’s sizing.

As of the last time I measured, my ass is 98”.

Yes, that really is me. I don’t gain intentionally, but I haven’t done much to stop it. I am not a feedee.

I do have a child but I prefer not to talk about them for privacy reasons.

At this time I don’t have explicit content on my OnlyFans page (masturbation, sex, etc), but there is still a lot of me to enjoy. I like to think of my content as stuff your girlfriend might send you. You can see plenty of it on my insta/reddit/twitter to give you a better idea of what I make.

I identify as a pansexual polyamorous switch, and I am not in a committed relationship. I have varying levels of involvement with different people.

I am only interested in being involved with locals, with my preferred age range being 40-50. I have no preference for ethnicity. I won’t date someone who smokes cigarettes. I use medical marijuana, so I’m fine with weed.

I won’t date or marry someone who thinks it’s a good idea for a stranger to ask me out or propose marriage to me in a comment or DM. Don’t do that. It’s insulting.

I will not do international relationships.

I used to dye my hair with the Manic Panic range of dyes, using mostly Violet Night or Plum Passion, and I bleached my hair first to get the colour to pop.

I’m keeping my weight and most of my measurements for my OnlyFan subscribers. I’ve done one weigh in and will do another once I get a new scale.

I don’t give my number out, so I will not call you. Please don’t ask me to chat to you on WhatsApp or to have a video chat with you on Instagram.

I’m very selective about what DMs I respond to on social media as I get so many. I don’t respond to low effort messages (hey, hi, 👋🏻, how are you, etc), questions that are answered in my FAQ, or chat requests.please read my DM post for more info.

I block quickly and frequently, especially things that annoy me, like unsolicited calls, marriage proposals, inappropriate messages (sexual comments or sending porn), so please don’t do that.

I do not accept unsolicited dick pics, nudes, or porn. Sending me that will get you blocked. My OF subs are welcome to send me theirs once they have asked and tipped appropriately first.

The services I offer online and off can be found here.

I have no plans or intentions to travel internationally.

Pay slaves are welcome to submit a suitable offering of at least three digits via the information on my links page. I will only consider your submission once you’ve shown yourself to be genuine. If you cannot figure out how to do this without further instruction, I am not interested.